Like most people on the go,
traveling the world there are things you should know.
On being anxious but still amused,
I did my research on the YouTube, my waking was rude.
Dastardly deeds inflicted upon my purse,
those hordes of five-finger discounts would only get worst.
Their misdirection is apart of the distraction,
daring daylight decoys oh how quick this violation will happen.
Surprise and suspicious so many scams,
stealth! they’re sneaky oh how tricky with the sleight of hand.
Astonished but aware the con-men with flare,
they’re after my billfold, my poor credit cards turning cold.
Apprehension, possessions emotions! I have a notion,
for some its hunger and it’s sad and then comes the scumbag.
So with this scare, I’ll practice care,
I’m a marked man it’s why they stare, it’s my cash they want to share.