What in the world is going on
wearing that little skirt but wont give me none.
She explained I should change my twisted view
worrying about my skirt, I didn’t wear it for you.
I didn’t want to be a pest or pain
I informed her in vain she was causing my strain.
Her look of mistrust! it could have been disgust
she asked me to stop! being as dumb as a rock.
I had to let her know I’d be her big daddy or more
Is that so! spraying me with mace I’m out on the floor.