I laugh before I cried,
that chill wiggling inside.
Feeling that lump in my throat,
the cost of my date I just got soaked.
But she had blond hair and blue eyes,
filling those jeans to I damn near died.
she smelled so good couldn’t take any more,
I bounced two checks still rolling on the floor.
Teasing when she smiled she blew me a kiss,
my Visa is now done I didn’t give a shit about this.
she told me I could take her home and have my way,
that was always the plan hell! who knew she was a man.