Okay baby let’s us go over this once again
I know sometime you think you can’t win.
but you should know you will smile again
I’m still your dog and I’m still your best friend.
Now I know it can be confusing now and then
but it’s your two legged dog that’s useless as sin
It’s confusing I understand, we both lick you till you grin
I sometimes chew your shoe, he sometimes shits on you
That saying dogs are no good dogs you’ve heard the song
but baby! it’s your two legged dog that’s just damn wrong.